They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay
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Ohh yeah, I’m done here.
it’s kind of insane that we have snippets of what Marceline and Bubblegum’s life was like throughout the 1000 years between the mushroom war and the start of the series, but NOTHING of Ice King.
All we really have is that he was enslaved by Empress for a while until (presumably) Marceline killed her and saved him. And that was when she was still living with the human colony.
and I know. I KNOW we have to consider that a lot of this lore was written by lots of different people over the course of a decade so there are contradictions. And that a lot about Ice King was originally written as jokes. But I’m gonna try to come up with my own version the chronology. And also most Adventure Time lore started off as jokes anyway.
so like. How long was Simon able to hold on for?
enough to build a huge library…
Maybe, for a while, he tried to collect as much human memorabilia as he could.
he called Marceline “Gunther,” but did he ever sometimes call a penguin “Marceline”?
what if Simon first got into the ninja stuff (chamber of frozen blades) when he had built the ice castle but hadn’t completely lost it. what if he could tell he was using the crown too much, and he wanted to find an alternative way to defend himself.
maybe he even initially got his weights to keep himself strong as his body was degrading.
was it a complete transformation? or would he have phases of coherence? would he remember Marceline and try to find her, only to forget everything on the way there?
when did he start kidnapping princesses? how long had he been doing it for before Finn came along? What did they do about it?
when did he gain his reputation as Ice King?
when did he hang up his coat?
when did he stop feeling scared?
he was alone for so long. he was so lonely. (he’s still lonely)
I call this one “cartoon mentors who went hard af from tv shows that disney didn’t deserve”
people asking “why is there hair there?” about other people’s bodies is insane to me like. it GROWS there you fucking idiot. why else. move on
“but stomach hair isn’t common” in what fucking universe. in what world.
